5339 Reblog

3 months ago

36295 Reblog

3 months ago

11446 Reblog

3 months ago

1045 Reblog

3 months ago

62307 Reblog

3 months ago

pumpernicklefagbag:

THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE
109447 Reblog

3 months ago

186602 Reblog

3 months ago

gallifrey-feels:

l-uxury:

adnrewscott:

angrybagel:

why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza

“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it

the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza

the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table

“it’s a deep dish!”

what the hell is wrong with this website

We like pizza and not babies.

(via iknowyoujealous)

182216 Reblog

3 months ago

rnaze:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

(via iknowyoujealous)

256956 Reblog

3 months ago

46619 Reblog

3 months ago

royalteens:

cockkkkkkkk:

bby

kiss me
46518 Reblog

3 months ago

oaf-whisperer:

when butter is too hard to spread

image

(via barack-o-llamas)

432 Reblog

3 months ago

barack-o-llamas:

me
36273 Reblog

3 months ago

goldenphizzwizard:

hattedguineapigs:

me on my ascent into adulthood

Someone add this to the post where everyone falls in hell please
11754 Reblog

3 months ago

barack-o-llamas:

how does one get in these type of situations
20157 Reblog

3 months ago